Whattup Horseyholics. Welcome to the 2nd edition of my column. I just thought I'd write to let ya in on what I've been up too.
This past weekend I went to Middletown, Ohio and checked out powerhouse championship wrestling. They have a great setup with some real potential and sort of the right idea. I talked with the promoter along with others and I'll be booked on their show in Otway, Oh in December.
This weekend I'll be in Dayton, Oh for Unified Championship Wrestling. I'm scheduled to face "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson (one half of the Casanova Cliq and currently working off and on with E.C.W.). I know it is rumored that Dale and I are very close friends but in reality I just act nice too him so I have someone to carry my bags.
Hell, you don't expect ME to carry them do ya. anyway, even though he thinks we are friends, he knows that this Saturday in Dayton, Oh his ass belongs to the Orient Express. Dale, I see a Dorsey Horsey in the very near future for you. And after I'm done kickin your ass I'm gonna take your ex-girlfriend to a hotel room and remind her why she left ya in the first place. (Damned ol low blow) Anyway, without further ado, I want to introduce the third member of this trio I have established. the last column you met the second member in "tHe oNe" Marcus Dillon. This week I proudly introduce the third member. He is none other than WNCI's very own Drew "Don't hate me cause I got more money than you" Hanson:
The Dorsey Horsey... TOOK IT! The Lights Out... FELT IT! The Dorsey Double Stack... BEEN THERE!
Who says you can't get your ass beat by a convict and then be-friend him How else am I gonna learn how to dig a 1 mile tunnel with only a common dinner spoon...
As it turns out... Dillon and Dorsey are a hell of alot like Drew Hanson . They are both on an adgenda, they both have a mission, and they both don 't let anyone stand in their way regardless of status or notoriety.
You know, it's almost as if we had been intentially pushed to fued... by someone who knew that together, Dorsey, Dillion and Hanson could rule Sports Entertainment and not just "influence" it.
These boys are damn good people to have on your side... damn good friends to turn to, which in this business... Scarce. These guys have:
- 0 jealousy of the talent around them...
- 0 envy of the workers above them...
- 0 shit talk for workers they don't even know.
Dorsey and Dillion, love them or hate them... ARE Wrestling and Sports Entertainment in this city. If you care to argue that point... guess that's why there are rings. Just don't be surprised if Drew Hanson is right there with them getting ALL UP IN YOUR ASS!!
Now that we had made ourselves clear, we have only oNe agenda: That is to rule Columbus, to take over Ohio, and to invade the whole United States if we have to to get what we want.
And what is it that we want you ask - You'll just have to wait and see cause "The Orient Express" and the rest of the trio are ALL UP IN YOUR ASS !!!!!!!