Whattup horseyholics. well, as one would expect the smelly, stubby, Iraqi Mexican bowed out again. Something about his camal ate a bad chimichonga or something. anyway, the promoters decided to try and put a damper on my friendship with "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson by putting us in a three-way with who else, but the GREEN JOBBER himself, Merth.
Well, I don't know how the hell he did it but we beat this punks ass the whole match and somehow he put us in one the most brutally painful moves I've ever be put into and scored the win. So jobber boy, you got an asswhoopin comin big time.
Anyway, I really don't have to much to say this week so I had my acee ducee step in and get some things off his chest, so Marcus Dillon is about to give you "The Reason" why him, myself, and Drew Hanson are the best trio in Ohio right now. So before I give him his time I want to give a shout-out to one of my biggest Horseyholics Michelle. Whattup girl (keep em commin). Well, I'm about to get my zing-zing on so I gotta go and remember "The Orient Express" IS ALL UP IN YOUR ASS!!!
Here is the first installment of "tHe ReAsoN"
Dillonites, welcome to the day that Dillon made! There is much to talk about because your anti-hero has been absent from the scene of sports entertainment for a while now.
First, to the Dillonite behind the latest column on yours truly, tHe ReAsoN is proud to count you among his Dillonites. Now onto the haters, onto the oNe's that would steal from or besmurge the name of Marcus Dillon, onto the oNe's who lack the ability to get over on their own talents and like everyone else in this industry must climb atop the mighty shoulders of tHe ReAsoN!
Offender number oNe: You would think that with an entire creative team behind you who have taken a bottle of peroxide and turned it into Hulk Hogan (with the stiffness!) that you could come up with oNe idea on your own, oNe gimmick of your own but no no you must dip into the creativity bag of Marcus Dillon and snatch tHe oNe thing that he was the proudest of, and snatch that oNe thing. but hey, no harm no foul it is just sad that you have to use Marcus Dillon to make you FAMEASS! (again with the stiffness)
Offenders two through the end of the unemployment line: For these offenders we must go to the backyard, to the deepest depths of the most wooded and untalented backyards to find some of these offenders. Now whether you are a part time entertainer and a full time mark who walks around in shirts the gays working the nightclub are too manly to wear or whether you are a spike haired, fat ass, no talent, balless, tubba flubba crisco swilling, lard basting, piece of shit that is afraid to get in the ring but hides behind a phone and a whack ass accent there are certain things that you don't do.
- Pull any ass
- Frequent the hot spot
- Garner any respect from a real worker
- Speak ill of tHe ReAsoN because without him you would have less to talk about than you do now.
To the other offender(s) who have spoken ill of Marcus Dillon, who have spoken ill of tHe ReAsoN, you should watch what you say because you never know where tHe ReAsoN will show up, or whose spot he and the triad might take.
Remember Dillonites, tHe ReAson, I can say these things, tHe ReAsoN I am the most dominant and talked about personality in all of sports entertainment is because I am tHe ReAsoN!
Until next time my Dillonites you're welcome