whattup horseyholics. "The Orient Express" is back from another successful outing in IWA Mid-South. i didn't get a chance to get my revenge on Ian Rotten this week. he had to back out at the last minute with a shoulder injury. so Ian was replaced by "Mean" Mitch Page which happens to be Mad Man Pondo's tag partner. we had a good match and i got the 1-2-3 but not without us kicking each other's asses. i put a lit cigarette out on his forehead but he got me back by shoving 3 thumbtacks into my forehead, one at a time. damn that shit hurt ! they put us in the main event and i hope we proved to be main event material and showed the fans a good time. I'll be returning this Saturday for a match that I'm sure will turn into a bloodbath. Jerry Lynn will be making his return to IWA this Saturday as well. also for the show on MARCH 3RD it was just announced that Simon diamond and dawn Marie will be making their IWA debut along with the debut of the sandman. Should be a great show and I'm definitely looking forward to it.

i wanna give a special plug to one of my favorite hollywood dirt sites. i go to this site daily to catch up on all the dirt. it's my boy's site of course, www.drewhanson.com . for those newcomers to my site, it is a great site. also anyone looking for a professional dj for any ocassion go to www.liveradiotour.com. trust me, my boy is one of the best when it comes to partying.

i would like to congratulate the Bad Boy Brady West for finally making it to prime-time TV. i saw him last week on the news throwing somebody that appeared to be Big White off the top of this house through a flaming table that looked like another fellow BACKYARDER was squirting lighter fluid onto. needless to say their green asses caught Big White on fire and when they finally put him out they revealed him to be "The Crocodile Hunter" or "Mr. Ninja" or some jackoff name like that. but what they didn't show, was far off in the distance Brady West had his head buried in his father's shoulders crying like a bitch cause he realized he just injured the only person in this whole world that didn't think he was a cock-smoker. (or maybe he does know brady's a cock-smoker and that's why he hangs with him) anyway congrads to you Brady. YOU FINALLY MADE IT!!!!!!!!

It was also brought to my attention that brady mentioned my catchphrase on his hotline report and stated something about wanting to fellate me. well, sorry brady can't do it today. i know that you want so bad to be me that you would do whatever it takes, but asking to fellate me isn't the way. also i heard you drag your teeth and you use the final results we'll just say to slick down your hair. i know it's full of protein and nutrients but come on dude, have some class.

well i normally don't give backyarders the time of day but i made an exception this week. even "The Orient Express" has a heart. (plus i heard for a 5 spot he'll take a dirty sanchez)

until next week my horseyholics, understand that "The Orient Express" is ALL UP IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS. On a serious note I would like to give a special shout out to a good friend on mine Martha Crocker. good luck with the surgery and we are all praying for ya. I'm even gonna dedicate this week's horsey to ya. : )