Whattup Horseyholics. I know, I finally updated huh? Well, I've been pretty busy in my personal life, so my time has been kind of limited so f' u if you don't like it. Now on with the column. There's a few things on my mind so this might be a long column.

First off, I've been working a lot on my wrestling career. I have taken a few weeks off at IWA Mid-South to get my stuff together but I should be returning there real soon. I've started a new tag-team with my good friend "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson and we have been busy getting bookings so we can show everyone just how dominant we can be. I bet your thinking 'What about "tHe reAson" Marcus Dillon'. Well, everybody knows that Marcus will always be my Acee Ducee, we've just started to work for different promotions, so we have to adjust. Shawn Michaels and Kevin Nash did it, so why can't we. Marcus is another issue I will address later in the column so just be patient. Dale and I have about 5 or 6 bookings so far and I don't have them handy right now but when I get them I'll post them for you. This team could really turn out to be something special if done the right way. so don't be surprised if you start seeing a lot more of us in newspapers, magazines, and maybe even possibly national TV

I want to give a special shout-out to Mike Ripple. He's a close friend of mine and was hospitalized and diagnosed with MS. I went to the hospital to see him and he was in strong spirits. He's out of the hospital now and expected to make a full recovery. Just a little rehab and he's back in ass grabbing health. I sure do miss coming to the ring while you introduce me and grabbing a handful. hehehe. I have just recently also learned that a couple of other friends of mine have spent some time in the hospital. IWA owner Kris Kazz and "The Fantastic" Bull Miller. I know The Bull doesn't consider me as good a friend as he used too before I left the Riot Squad but hey it's just wrestling and I hold no grudges in this business. So I wish the very best to both of them with a little piece of advice. Kris, stay away from the pizza and hamburgers and Bull, roll to the left. hehehe. j/k

All right, on to the matter at hand. Last night my Acee Ducee "tHe reAson" Marcus Dillon was in a match with "The Sensation" Matt Mason at an FIW show in Crooksville, OH. I am currently not working for FIW so I wasn't there to have Dillon's back but I did speak with him on the phone this morning and he told me that they were involved in a ladder match and as both men were on the ladder reaching for the belt they fell 23 feet or so through 3 tables in which 1 of the tables was missed and they landed with Mason on top of Dillon. Mason suffered some cuts and bruises but Dillon wasn't as lucky. Dillon was seriously injured and on impact could not breath for 40 to 45 seconds. After he caught his breath he told me he felt fine then all of a sudden his chest and back started to swell and he was feeling weird. They put him in an ambulance and took him to a nearby Lancaster hospital. I guess on the way, he started to have trouble breathing again and even spit up a little blood if I remember him correctly. Once at the hospital they ran multiple test and cat scans and the final results were 2 very badly bruised ribs. Not to say that parts of his whole body was battered and bruised. Now my boy has one of the widest backs I've seen. His back is very well developed and from what the doctors told him, If it wasn't for the muscle development of his back that he would have most likely broken a few ribs and possibly even caused some internal injuries with the broken ribs poking things in there. I guess all the weight training does pay off. Maybe I should put the beer, cigarettes, and pizza down and start hitting the weight room. hhmmm... anyway, they discharged him at 3am and when I talked to him around noon he was in serious pain and sounded like shit. So, of course I gotta give a get well shout-out to my Acee Ducee. Get Well soon bro, you guy's got a very important week coming up.

Now with every action there is a reaction. The reaction in this situation, I've decided, is going to be towards the person responsible for my partner's injury. And that person is "The Sensation" Matt Mason. Now don't think for one damn minute that just because I don't work for FIW anymore that I won't show up at one of the show's uninvited and just beat the living shit out of you. In the words of The Coyote" It's on like donkey kong and I'm challenging you to a sycamore cane match cause you know that cereal comes in a box"( I don't know either). As a matter of fact, That just may happen. Oh, don't get me wrong. The severe beating you are about to receive is inevitable. Where and when it's going to take place is a different story. It could happen at the beauty salon when you are getting your hair and nails done, it could be at the next FIW show, it could even be in your own house why'll sweet little Jen is staring in horror watching as I take her panty drawer and split your skull open. And believe you me, it wouldn't be the FIRST time Marcus and Myself have been in Jen's panty drawer. Bottom line is this, One way or another you are about to receive the worst beating of your life. You are about to experience pain unlike anyone has ever felt before. And if I don't kill you, I'm damn sure gonna cripple you. So from here on out, you need to be looking over your shoulder. Cause you never know when I might be there. You might wanna keep an eye on that sexy little girlfriend of yours too cause you never know what might happen to her as well. As a matter of fact, while I'm thinking about it, I'm gonna have to wrap this column up for I've got something I gotta do. So Matt Mason, be prepared cause "The Orient Express" is gonna be ALL UP IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!