Whattup Horsey-holics!!! That's right, I'm back and better than ever. I know I haven't updated in a couple weeks but I've got a good excuse. The idiot Asshole Company that we were buying our web server from went bankrupt and didn't bother to fill us in as to when they were shutting down. So one day we wake up and guess what. NO FREAKIN SHANKDORSEY.COM. I know when you went to your computers to get your fix of "The Orient Express" and he wasn't there you just wanted to curl up into a ball and start sucking your thumbs, rocking back and forth from the effects of "Horsey-holic withdraw syndrome" but fear not my dedicated dip-shits, for I am your resurrected cult leader and I have returned. So get your fix and love your leader. As a matter of fact, Is it possible to have a "Orient express" overdose? That would be sweet!!!

On to the matters at hand. I've been working a lot of Ohio shows lately with my tag partner "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson. We've been doing shows and getting footage to make a very important tape that I will discuss in greater detail when the time is right. It could be huge for us, so keep those fingers crossed. We've done extremely well so far and have really made some noise in a lot of promotions. I don't get it though, we go out to give the Horsey-holics what they want and we get showered with spit and rabid chants of " FAGGOT-FAGGOT-FAGGOT". Oh what, you suck one dick and now you're a faggot right? You people are so shallow. Anyway, we have a lot of bookings coming up so keep checking back because we just might be coming to a town near you real soon. We are also in the process of opening up a Shank Dorsey and Dale Johnson web site. We have discussed it and even taken some steps to get it started but we are just in the early…early stages so I won't give the address yet. As soon as it starts to come around more I'll let you know.

I would at this time like to send out a HUGE congratulations to my boy Drew Hanson. Drew just got hired on and STAR 107.9 on the traffic shift, which is from 3pm-7pm. So far he's doing a great job and I truly believe that he will give the other stations (even WNCI) a run for their money and it would not surprise me in the least if he becomes the top afternoon disc jockey in the city.

Speaking of Drew, he wrote a column on his web site and it talked about my invitation to the King Of The Death Match Tournament and that he feels a little nervous about my entering because of the brutality of the tournament. To be honest, I too am a little nervous about entering because it IS the most brutal, suicidal, insane, tournament in the United States. Maybe even the world, but the invitation was issued and I have accepted. This tournament is a great place to make a name for yourself and get some good press while you're at it. I'm not nervous about getting hurt because I already know I'm going to get hurt. You don't go into a King Of The Death Match Tournament and not get hurt. The thing that I'm nervous about is what extreme's I'll go to while I'm in the tournament. This tournament is one of the biggest of the year and a lot of people are going to be paying attention to it. The main goal of this tournament is to win it of course. (I can see it now-"The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey, 2001 King Of The Death Match). But a personal goal of everyone that enters this tournament is to simply---SURVIVE!!! Everyone that enters already knows that they will walk out of this tournament beaten, battered, bruised, & bloodied. Hell some will most likely come out of it cut, stabbed, sliced, diced, and burnt as well. And some might not even walk out at all. So to walk out of that building at the end of the tournament on your own two feet is an accomplishment of it's own. With rumors going around of names like Hack Myers, Ian Rotten, Shank Dorsey, Corporal Robinson, "The Rugby Thug" Trent Baker, Rollin Hard and who knows who else will enter, that's gonna be hard to do. There are even rumors of workers from CZW and JAPW workers entering as well. It's definitely going to be two of the most brutal and entertaining day's this country has ever seen. Count on it!!!

The tournament is scheduled for June 1st & 2nd in Charlestown, IN at the Creator's House of Hardcore building. If you would like to get more information about the tournament, log onto IWA Mid-South for more information.

Well that's all for now. I've got to get ready for this upcoming weekend. My partner and myself are scheduled to go against to punks by the name of Merth and Comanorris. I expect this match to be very easy for us because we already know these two bitches. Go ahead boy's, climb to the top rope and we'll chop your asses down. I definitely see a Horsey in these punk's future because you know "The Orient Express" & "The Other White Meat" is gonna be ALL UP IN YOUR ASS !!!