Whattup Horsey-holics !!! I’m back and better than ever. I went on a weekend getaway and it did me tremendous wonders. First of all, it got all of you dip-shits out of my system and it also gave me a chance to relax and get prepared for this weekend’s big tournament. That’s right my people. Your cult leader is drawing closer to his destiny of the 2001 King Of The Death Match Tournament!!! It is this coming weekend and the first round has been released. And as expected, when tourney officials put this tournament together and I accepted the invitation, I almost instantly became a favorite to win it all. So in efforts to prevent me from taking this tournament and the wrestling world by storm they put me against one of the most hardcore, maniacal people in wrestling today. So in the first round "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey will be facing none other than Axl Rotten. That’s right, they put Axl Rotten in my path of destiny. I along with everyone else have to say that the winner of this first round match will undoubtedly be the odds on favorite to win it all. So Axl, June 1st is our day of destiny and "The Orient Express" will be coming at you full steam ahead.
Here are the 1st round matches for the 2001 KOTDM.
The stipulations are not posted yet but if they come in on time I will post them here:- Rollin Hard vs. Deranged (replacing Brain Damage)
- Tower of Doom vs. Rugby Thug Trent Baker
- Mark Wolf vs. Suicide Kid
- Uncle Honkey vs. Pyscho Sam Cody
- Ian Rotten vs. Peter B Beautiful
- Sick Nick Mondo vs. Cash Flo
- Too Tuff Tony vs. Mr. Insanity
- Necro Butcher vs. Hack Myers
- Hido vs. Bull Pain
- Corporal Robinson vs. Chris Hero
- Axl Rotten vs. Shank Dorsey
- Paul E. Smooth vs. Mean Mitch Page
Since we are on the subject, I would like to give huge props and congrads to my boy "The Rugby Thug" Trent Baker for winning the IWA Mid-South Heavyweight title. Trent won the strap last weekend and I don’t think anyone has earned it more than him. If people realized the time, effort, and miles this man has put in over the past 6 months they would agree that it is much deserving. So from all the Horsey-holics I say Congratulations Rugby thug. We are proud of ya. BUT if our paths cross in this tournament it’s all out the window and I will stomp your ass from one end of the building to the other and shove that IWA Mid-South title straight down your throat.
On a side note, I wrote that me and my partner, "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson were going to Canada for a show. I just wanted to let everyone know that the shows were cancelled and that’s why I never gave results. We will in fact be in action on June 9th in Piqua, OH for VCW. If I was informed right, Dale and myself are scheduled to go against Chris Hero and Logan Caine (who is also the brother of Al Snow. Sorry Al but business is business). Gentleman, don’t think we have forgotten about you. Just because I have been preoccupied because of this tourney. I still have you in the back of my mind. I know that you, Chris Hero, are also in the tourney and will be in the locker room. All I can say is, stay away or it might not wait until the 9th. Because everybody knows that "The Orient Express" will be ALL UP IN YOUR ASS!!!