NEW TAG CHAMPS!!! NEW TAG CHAMPS!!!

That's right Horsey-holics. Last night in Piqua, OH. "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey and "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson did exactly what we said we were gonna do. We defeated Cuefa The Flyin Hawaiian and "The Future" Logan Caine to become the new VCW Tag-Team Champions. We decided to start a tag-team and now we have gold. This is just the beginning though. We are determined to make some noise in this business and we started doing just that last night. Now that we run things in VCW, we are looking for other promotions to take over as well. Who will be next? NWA, IWA Mid-South, Memphis, WCW, WWF, who knows. One thing is for certain. Wherever we decide our next step is gonna be, you can rest assure that we will dominate the tag-team division no matter what promotion we go to. So congratulations goes out to US and nobody else. We deserve it.

Now on to other things. I stated last week that the 2001 King Of The Death Match tournament video would be out by the end of summer. Well, I was wrong. It will be out near the end of summer on RF Video. But it is out NOW at Smart Mark Video and IWA Mid-South. I'm very proud to say that I was involved in the tournament and the tourney was one of the most brutal things I have ever seen. So I encourage each and every one of you to get a copy of this tournament. Trust me, it will be worth every penny. I also want to give all the people involved in the tourney a standing "O" again because I've heard reviews from the video already and they said that it turned out awesome. The guy's involved in this tournament are some ballsey mother f 'ers and I give them total respect. Congrads guy's, we made Death Match Tournament history!!!!

Last but not least, I want to let all the Horsey-holics know that I did a guest commentary on The Bullies Of The Playground web site. That being the group known as Zero Tolerance. It is under DDK's new commentary and I must say, I found it quite amusing to say the least. I want to thank DDK for giving me the time on his site, and to the whole Zero Tolerance group for allowing me to have some fun at their expense. That is a cool thing to do. Anytime you boy's wanna bash me, feel free. You are good sports. But don't forget, just because you bash me doesn't make you good. As a matter of fact, the only thing that would probably make you look good is if you worked Zero Tolerance VS. Kid Quick, The Stalker, & Ranger Baker matches the rest of your life. That's about the only way you'll be able to out work anyone. LMAO Damn, there I go again. I kill me sometimes.

Well, that's all for now. Dale and myself are still celebrating our title victory but I wanted to take some time out to let you dip-shits know what has been going on. Some in honor of (in my eyes) one of the greatest managers of all time, Mr. Wimpy Watson. I say "This is Dorsey, over and out!!!"