Whattup Horsey-holics !!!! I know that my dedicated dip-shits sit by their computers day and night waiting for their recognized "cult leader" to update his column and allow them to know what has been going on in the life of "The Orient Express" but some things are better left unsaid. In other words, some things just aren't any of your damn business.

But I have been a busy man inside of the wrestling business as well as outside. Myself, and co-title holder "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson has been making some interesting contacts that have unlimited potential, if we play our cards right. You know what I mean, no more wrestling for $20.00 anymore. That may very soon be a part of our past. We'll just have to wait and see. On a singles level, I have had some interesting E-mail contacts, but like I said before. Some things are better left unsaid at this time

Not much going on this month as "The Orient Express" has been preparing for something a little more important. But never fear-my organized queers, for "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey and "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson have some upcoming dates.

Here's a short list of our bookings:

• July 28th, 2001 Piqua, OH "VCW"
• Aug. 4th, 2001 Wilmington, OH "PCW"
• Aug. 11th, 2001 Bloomingburg, OH "DCW"

For all the Horsey-holics out there that follow me like rabid animals, this is were I will be appearing. Dale and myself will be taking pictures and signing autographs before and after the show. The cost for a regular fan is $50.00 for an autographed picture but to my Horsey-holics, we are giving a special discounted rate of $49.95 (with a .05 mail-in rebate). So get out there and get yours now before they are all gone !!! --- Whatever, why the hell would I take pictures with a bunch of incest ridden idiots like you anyway. Just come out to the shows and give us your money for NOTHING !!!!!

Or we could just TAKE it. Because if you don't "The Orient Express" and "The Other White Meat" will be ALL UP IN YOUR ASS !!!!