Whattup Horsey-holics. Your cult leader is back and better than ever. This past weekend, we were in Piqua, OH and "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey and "The Other White Meat" Dale Johnson are still the VCW Tag-Team champions. As bad as I hate to admit it, we did lose the match on a technicality. The ref raised our hands in victory 10 seconds into the match but that fat bastard Mark Foley had to step in and reverse the decision. So in my eye's we are still undefeated in VCW.

Now I hear that those inbreeds the "Suicide Solution" want a rematch. Well that's fine with us jack offs. We'll see you at the next VCW show. Hell, we'll even bring the contract. All you dumbasses have to do is sign it. You can spell can't you?

On to other matters, this weekend we invade Bloomingburg, OH. At least that's what I think the name of this hole in the wall town is called. We get to pummel 2 easy marks in Al. B Damned and Mark Mattis. These dipshits think that just because they got their names mentioned in this month's PWI Mid-Year report that they actually stand a chance against your cult leader's.

Wake up Mr. Green Jeans !!! You stand a better chance of getting your respective women to have sex with you than you do of beating us. That is, if you have (women)?

I have gotten a few E-mails as of late asking me if the rumor of me making a return to Columbus wrestling is true. All I can say is never say never but it is highly unlikely at this particular time, although there is a little unfinished business that I need to tend to soon.

well, that's all for now. I've got to get back to my Tae-Bo and ab crunches. (You know how I do !!!). I want to leave you dedicated dipshits a quote from the new HHH shirt I saw and it is "Respect is earned -- Fear is demanded". I like that. Sounds kinda like something I would say. Anyway---piss off !!!! GONE