Whattup Horsey-holics. Well, the question has been asked and the answer has been given. Will "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey EVER return to Columbus wrestling? The answer is YES !!!

Last night in Reynoldsburg, OH your certified "cult leader" made his return to Fire and Ice Wrestling last night, shocked Columbus wrestling, and changed the face of FIW forever. The rumors were flying around about who was the 3rd member of "The Dynasty". A group consisting of "tHe reAson" Marcus Dillon and "The Hot Commodity" Matt Mason. Well, yours truly. The man that showed both of these men how to do whatever it took to make it in this business was introduced last night as the 3rd member. BUT WAIT!!!! THERE'S MORE

I began the night as the 3rd member and left that evening as "The Dynasty's" #1 enemy. To say that "The Dynasty" has put "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey at the top of their hit list would be inaccurate. In fact, "The Dynasty" has been added to the top of "The Orient Express's" hit list.

When it was all said and done, "The Dynasty" was handcuffed to each corner of the ring and at my unforgiving mercy. I single handedly took the FIW's most powerful faction and made them my personal bitches in front of a full house at the IBEW Hall. I even cut the hair of Marcus Dillon as a message to them as well as a souvenir for myself. Why do you ask? The reason is simple.

I was fired from FIW a little less than a year ago by the fat, 5 value meal eating, Alfred Hitchcock silhouette known as FIW owner Mark Stone. When I was fired my partner and the closest thing I had to a brother "tHe reAson" Marcus Dillon turned his back on me and did whatever he had to do to keep the FIW title. So while he remained the champ, I was out looking for other work.

I was contacted by "The Dynasty" a few weeks ago and they said that they needed me. They had taken over FIW and they needed the one man they knew would make "The Dynasty" unstoppable. I immediately jumped at the chance because it was the perfect way to avenge my so-called partner at the time.

For the past few weeks on this column I've stated that deep down inside I felt like I had some unfinished business to attend to. Well that unfinished business is to make "tHe reAson" Marcus Dillon and "The Hot Commodity" Matt Mason's lives a living hell. FIW's son-of-a-bitch owner Mark Stone even tried to punish me for ruining his main event match as well as boost his ticket sales by putting me in a match with "The Hot Commodity" Matt Mason on September 28, 2001 at the IBEW Hall in Reynoldsburg where it all started.

Well genius, all you did was give me what I want. You can try to control me all you want but the simple fact is. This isn't about FIW or your humpty-dumpty ass. It is a VERY personal matter between "The Dynasty" and me. If you don't want added to my hit list then I suggest you just stay out of my way and you will get the ratings, videos, and ticket sales that you want. Because this is one feud that everyone will be paying attention to. I guarantee it.

I understand, Mark Stone, that you do not like "The Dynasty" as much as I and that's fine. The simple fact of the matter is that "The Dynasty" turned their back on me, and you fired me. So the way I see it, you are as much the enemy as they are. So maybe I will add you to the list. Who knows?

Marcus….. I took you under my wing. I should you how to lie, cheat, and steal. I should you how to be heartless and cruel. I put into you everything you needed to know to succeed in this business. And I got repaid like that. You see, theirs something you don't understand. You were taught to be a dangerous man. I was born that way. I know everything about you and I'm going to expose you as the arrogant, egotistical, pussy that you really are.

You turned your back on me and know it's time for me to put a knife in it. I created the hideous monster that is your ego, and now I'm going to destroy it.

So Mason, you only have a little over a month left before your day is upon us. You will pay the certified "cult leader" for your actions. And I pray to the big Horsey-holic upstairs that you bring your little pussy of a champion with you. As a matter of fact, if he's ever learned anything from me, I know he will be there. And when you show your pompous faces, "The orient Express" Shank Dorsey is gonna be ALL UP IN YOUR ASS !!!!