Whattup Horsey-holics. Or should I say "Dynasty disciples, Dillonites----REJOICE!!!!

It's time for you to rejoice and bow to the certified "cult leader". I have taken the strength of your Sampson, and I have made it my personal trophy. ---WAIT A SECOND!!! What the hell am I thinking? There are no "Dynasty Disciples" or "Dillonites". There is just two men with egos the size of Mark Stone's stomach.

For those that are getting lost in this column. Let me fill you in. "tHe reAson" Marcus Dillon got on the FIW hotline and ran his mouth about me being their mentor and their teacher and then I turn my back on them. It almost brought a tear to my eye, the way he was pissin and moanin. But he did what he always does and ran his mouth about being better then me.

He said that I better watch my back and that my second run in FIW will be shorter than the first. Well, hell. "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey loves a challenge, so I decided that I'm gonna break Marcus and Matt Mason down mentally and physically. They want to play mind games. I ABSOLUTLEY LOVE MIND GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard through my reliable FIW source, (Yes, that's right. "The Orient Express" has someone on the inside.) That Marcus was gonna be cutting promos in an alley promoting upcoming shows. Hhhmmmm, I thought. Cutting promos………Cutting. Sounded like a great idea. So I went to his promo shoot and waited.

To make a long story short. HA HA HA--- NO PUN MARCUS !!! I jumped his ass on the way to his car; beat him down and CUT HIS HAIR !!!!!! ALL of his hair. Now you can't tell him and Matt Mason apart. Except for the chin region. You want mind games Marcus, you got it!

You see Marcus. I may have taught you everything you know, but I didn't teach you everything that I know. I'm gonna take away the 3 things that are most important to you. 1) Your beautiful, long flowing hair that you love so much. 2) Your FIW title and 3) Your pride. Well bro. 1 down - - two to go.

Mason, you have a date with destiny on September 28th, in Reynoldsburg, OH. I am from here on out the "Dynasty's" Puppet Master and I will pull their strings and lead them to destruction. So Matt Mason, prepare to take the beating of a lifetime. I don't need to sit here and tell you what I'm capable of or what I'm gonna do to you because bro----- you already know. I have been infecting your mind ever since my return to FIW. And in just a few short weeks, I'm gonna take it to you like never before.

So boy's, prepare for Armageddon because "The Master of Puppets" is gonna show you what mind games and pain are all about.