Whattup Horsey-holics !!! Yes, it is your certified cult leader back and FINALLY UPDATING. I know it's been awhile but a lot has happened if you haven't already heard.

It is true…… "The Orient Express" is injured---- AGAIN !!!. During the double team of two of the biggest "balloon-knot lickers" in the business, I was put through the Dorsey Double Stack. Yes, I know. It's unheard of for Shank to get his own moves put on him but hey-it happens. As a result of being smashed through two tables, I have torn tendons all around my thumb and hand as a result. I already went from a half-cast to a brace and I'm expected to wear it for 4 weeks. That doesn't mean that I'm not ready though. So a little heal time and the leader of "The Yard Bird Posse" will be back and better than ever

Now on to the second part of what's been happening--- If you didn't make it to "Burn The Bridge 2001" then you missed out on "The Orient Express" doing exactly what he said he was gonna do. To get all the details go to the Fire and Ice Wrestling website. But in a nutshell, I told you that I was gonna take the three things away from "tHe reAson" Marcus Dillon that meant the most to him. His hair, his FIW title, and his pride. Unless you've been living under a rock, you know that I met "The Manchild" in an alley and beat his ass and cut his pretty locks. So step one accomplished. This past Friday, I was "tHe reAson" he is now a former champion. His FIW title gone. Step two accomplished. And if you go to the FIW website and click on the pictures section, you will see a great picture of Marcus, flat on his back and out like a light with his little bitch boy Matt Mason kneeling above his head crying from one of the most devastating chair shots I have ever given, (after of course, I laid out his partner with my chain and shoved the "Michelin Man" Mark Stone head or belly first into the steel cage. How'd it taste Stone?) ultimately resulting in Marcus's severely bitten tongue and a mild concussion. Step three----ACCOMPLISHED!!!

You see what I'm saying yet Marcus. You can talk all you want. You can be from Mt. Olympus, you cannot be god - but the next best thing, you can be a member of "The Dynasty", and you can be "tHe reAson" FIW exists. You can live in your egotistical, fantasy world all you want, but the fact of the matter is that you were the man in charge and you were on top of the world --------- until "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey returned. Now you are a former champ, with an f ' ed up haircut and a swollen tongue (which I bet makes Mason very happy). What you need to understand is that I made "The Dynasty". Not you. I created you two jack-asses.

Mason's ego is every bit as big as yours but Mason-ask yourself. How does it feel deep down knowing that a tooth-less, fat, out of shape, smoking dickhead beat the living piss out of you and it took the help of your lover to beat me. How does it feel to know that you can't beat me on your own. And as arrogant as you are, you agreed to a cage match with me in Crooksvile, OH.

What the hell are you thinking ? Do you think that this little hand thing is gonna help you. Take a close look at me boys. Look at the missing teeth, look at the permanent limp, and look at the scars ALL OVER MY BODY. The pain that you felt last Friday, I feel everyday. Pain isn't an option for me. It's always there, and yet you want to be locked in a cage with me by yourself. Hehehe - I hope you know what you've gotten yourself into pretty boy.

Understand this, I am the "Puppet Master. You are my "Puppets". I heard Marcus on the FIW hotline today (614-470-1700 option #3) talking all this crap about me being jealous of him and wanting to be like him. Marcus, if I wanted to be like you, all I'd have to do is paint a rash on the back of my arms, put some man boobies on my back, shave my ass, and walk backwards. Please!!! Don't flatter yourself "Clark". I realize that this isn't over by a long shot and I just want you to know that I love every minute of it. Saturday night. November 10th. Crooksvile, OH. Fellas, we get to do it all over again. Maybe this time you guy's might want to invest in some helmets.