Whattup Horsey-holics !!! Your certified cult-leader has returned once again from the ashes of "Internet Sabotage". You see- - - As everyone knows, the website had been down for a week or so. "tHe reAson" the Yard-bird posse members has be unable to keep up with "The Orient Express's" happenings is two words ----- The Dynasty !!!

I had forgotten that those idiots had my password back from when Marcus was starving for attention and I let him have some time on my site. So they took it upon themselves to go in and delete all my files. Pretty good one balloon-knots but shankdorsey.com is alive and well.

Now on to the Happenings of "The Orient Express". November 10th. Crooksville, OH. I have "conveniently" acquired myself a title shot. What happened to Matt Mason? That's all I keep hearing. Well, Mason has decided (with a little help from yours truly) to spend a little R&R in the hospital and at home. Like I've always said "Dynasty". Anytime - Anyplace, You never know when or where I'll be.

The main reason I did it is not because of "The Dynasty". But because of Mark Stone. You see Mark; I understand that we both hate the dynasty. I also understand that we both hate each other. You wanted Dorsey - Mason II because, as you have told us, it is a good "MONEY MATCH" for the company. Well, you and I both know that MONEY is your main motivation and frankly I just didn't feel like giving it to you.

And because of my actions, you give me a title shot as punishment. Nice move genius. I know you think Rip Malibu is the greatest thing walking but have you stopped and thought about what I am capable of. You know what I can do and you put him in a cage with me. I guess the chicken wing grease was clogging your train of thought on that one. So in closing on this subject, I just want to say ----- Rip Malibu, It's nothing personal --- just business. Simply put, It would bother "The Dynasty" more if the title was around my waist instead of yours, so sorry bro. You reign as champion is quickly coming to an end.

Don't think I have forgot about you Dillon. I know you well; I know you will be there. I know you have something in mind. But you know what, SO DO I!!!!!

Now on to a few side notes as to what has been going on. Shank and Dale was AGAIN successful a few short weeks ago against "who else?" ----- Al B. Damn and "Suzie Superstar" Mark Mattis. I love going from city to city and beating the crap out of these two cum-dumpsters. They never learn. Well, maybe one of them has learned since he HARDLY GOT IN THE RING THE WHOLE MATCH!!!!!!!!

"The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey has received a call from the offices of IWA Mid-South recently discussing a return to one of the most Extreme, Hardcore, and Brutal promotions I've ever seen or been a part of. Is a "HARDCORE" return in the works for 'The Orient Express"?

Well my dedicated dip-shits; It's time for me to go. I heard that Marcus Dillon was going "car shopping". Hhhmmmm, I wonder what kind of ride he will get? I think I should go find out. Hahahaha