Whattup Horsey-holics!!! FINALLY - FINALLY - FINALLY. Your certified cult leader has updated his column. I have had numerous amount of Horsey-holics asking me. No, make that BEGGING me to update my column because they just can't go on without reading about and listening to the knowledge of "The Orient Express". (cough-cough : d.dunnagan-m.matt-k.tilbury). Oh excuse me. I had a little something in my throat. Well fear not my dedicated dip-shits for the time has come.

"The Orient Express" has had a couple months off courtesy of "The Dynasty". And in this time off that I have received, I have sat back and thought and put some priorities in order. The list of priorities is as follows:

1. Gotta keep the zingers comin. Can't live without those.

2. The Dynasty. Seems like I have to even the score a little huh! I hope you don't think we are through. Marcus, you have hid from me long enough. Every time I contact the fat-balding hot spot ridden owner of FIW and demand a match with you to settle this once and for all, he always seems to give me the run around and hit me with his whack ass sales pitch. Well, no more sales pitches Stone. Either I get Marcus one-on-one, or I get Mark Stone one-on-one.

   You're not very popular these days are you Stone. You always talk about money matches. How many people out there do you think would pay to see Shank Dorsey vs. Mark Stone inside a steel cage? Well, if you don't deliver Marcus Dillon to me that just may come to pass. You know I can make it happen.

   As for you HC Mason. I haven't forgotten about you and the superkick with a chair. As a matter of fact, I think I like beating on you more than anyone. So look over your shoulder. I got you once, I'll get you again.

3. Did I mention the zingers? A must for every true Horsey-holic.
4. The inside guy? Seems like this is a major topic of conversation as of late. Who is Shanks inside guy? Will he be at the show on February 1st? The answer to all your questions WILL BE REVEALED on February 1st. You all think you have it figured out. You throw out this name and that name. Nobody has a clue, so quit name-dropping. Hi Dale. Oopps, did I say that out loud.
5. And last but not least,----KEEP THE ZINGERS COMMIN !!!!

Anyone who doubts the tolerance of pain "The Orient Express" has. I just want to inform you that the knee surgery was a success. The knee is at about 90% already when in reality it should only be about 50%. And even if it isn't ready by the 1st, rest assured that your certified cult leader will be there and be prepared.

Well, that's all I'm gonna say for now. Just bet your bottom dollar Dynasty, that on February 1st, "The Orient Express" is gonna be ALL UP IN YOUR ASS !!!!!