The resurrection has begun !!!

I usually start out my column by saying "Whattup Horsey-holics" but this time, it would never be any truer than now. This time, it's not just a catchphrase. It's the resurrection of something that was created a couple years ago.

You see, I made my return to FIW a few months ago for one reason. That reason was to teach Marcus Dillon and Matt Mason some "OLD SCHOOL" respect. Within the whole process, I've humiliated them, gave Marcus a concussion, cut his pretty hair, and put Matt Mason in the hospital.

I was having fun

I put my guard down in Crooksville and they took out my knee and it required surgery.

I was having fun

This past Friday, they got the dumbest man on the planet to turn his back on me during our tag match and join them.

C.O. Hustler, I understand why you did what you did. It's all about making a name for yourself and creating some waves. I'm all about that. The reason you have been dubbed the dumbest man on the planet is because you entered a game that you have no idea how to play. You are the dumbest man because you didn't sit down and think of the consequences of your actions. But----

I'm not having fun anymore

I think that now the time has come. The resurrection has begun.

I returned to Fire and Ice Wrestling and sat down with Mark Stone. What people don't know is the reason Mark Stone fired "The Orient Express" is because Mark Stone seen the influence that I had on people. He was impressed, yet afraid of my ability to make people see my way of thinking. He noticed that I was gaining a lot of power in his company and he didn't like it. So upon my return, he made me promise to him to just do my job and leave. I agreed of course and immediately did just the opposite when I turned on "The Dynasty" on shot on them and Stone in front of everyone. Now I think its time to take it to the next step.

I was told by Stone to rally the fans and get them behind me in my destruction of "The Dynasty" but what did that get me? Nothing.

The fans may determine a wrestler's fate but they will never determine what he has inside. So it's time to reach inside once again and return to the soul that made me in this god for saken business. That is a soul of pure evil. Whether the fans approve or disapprove is of the least interest to me. What interest me now is finding that soul's full potential and changing the face of FIW forever.

If you haven't figured it out by now, what I'm telling everyone is that the resurrection of

"The Cult"

has begun. I am returning to the Shank of old and this time; Mark Stone or anyone else for that matter can't do anything about it. So from here on out, your

"CERTIFIED CULT LEADER"

has risen from the grave and has opened his arms wide to the lost souls that have awaited this moment for what seems like eternity.

Dynasty, playtime is over. So, I will leave you with one last thought.

Saturday evening, Crooksville, OH. I am scheduled for a match against "The Street Fight Champion" Coyote. Find a monitor in the back and pay close attention for I will bring before you YOUR reality, and remind you of who I am and what I am capable of.

Coyote-you have been chosen to become the first sacrificial lamb in the reincarnation of "the cult". Be prepared to experience something very pleasurable, because your "certified cult leader" cherishes each and every sacrifice he has preformed. And you will be no different. So come Saturday, be prepared to give yourself to me !!!!

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