Whattup Horsey-holics? Your certified “Cult Leader” has Finally decided that he has time for you, so he is going to spread his word once again.

First off, I wanna wish “mamma Dorsey” good luck on Friday. I know everything will be fine and you will soon be sitting on those cold hard chairs again watching your “little boy” do what he does best, and that is “be the center of attention doing what he loves to do, entertain people, and most of all - - make a complete ass out of himself.

I’m sure you’ve heard the rumors flying around FIW as of late. Now, I don’t really know what happened but what I do know is that “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey thinks it was all a bunch of bullshiot and honestly could care less.

Before I say these things let me address that these are the personal opinions of “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey and “The Cult” or “The Yard bird posse” are not responsible for the actions of Mr. Dorsey

You see, Shank understands what’s going on, so let me break it down for you. FIW president, owner, co-owner, co-worker, ticket taker, vendor, cameraman, whatever the fat bastard wants to call himself these day’s. Yes, I mean Mark “ I am such a self-mark, that I honestly believe that I am the center of the Indy world” Stone is such a mark for certain individuals in his company that he will do anything to protect them. You want me to say their names. OK, Rip Malibu, Marcus Dillon, Matt Mason, and the man I believe is the co-owner of the company. Why do I list these people? I’ll tell you. It all revolves around ME. (Yes, I’m a self-mark too, so F^*k off)

I’ve been a thorn in the side of “The Dynasty” ever since I returned. I’ve cut hair, given concussions, hospitalized, and put my boot through the chest of the members of “The Dynasty”. Marcus Dillon, Matt Mason, and now C. “Oh my god, I’m such a mid-carder that I’m gonna create a whack-ass reality gimmick and ride the coat-tails of The Dynasty to get over” Hustler. Oh yea Hustler, don’t think that I’ve forgotten the crime you’ve committed against “The Orient Express”. I’ll never forget and you will pay a severe penalty.

Anyway, I am the one man who can tear down the so called “FIW Dynasty” and Mr. Stone just won’t have that. You want another reason, go to the FIW website and buy the video from the Crooksville, OH show that pits Shank Dorsey Vs. Rip Malibu inside a steel cage. Rip Malibu is supposed to be indestructible. He is good-looking, muscular, tan, blonde, rides a surfboard, has a little penis, etc. All the things that is required to make a company champion. Well, if you watch the tape you will clearly see who was inside that cage kicking his company-loving ass. And as I had him battered, bloody, and beaten as well as on my way to becoming the top man in the company, who else but “The Dynasty” interfere and put me out for three months with a serious knee injury.

You see, Mark Stone seen what I was capable of and knew that sooner or later, my day would come. So he bumped me down to mid-card matches with the advice of the new co-owner. He put me in a match with Mace parker and I again proved my worthiness as I utterly destroyed the young lad. On a side note, it was a pretty good match though. Now they try to put me in the ring with a man they hope will stop the path of destruction that “The Orient Express” has made. Chief Bootknocka from the Smackaho tribe. Chief, this is your first trip to Crooksville, OH and very possibly your last. You better bring your tomahawk, your horse, your war paint, whatever you need because “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey is gonna show you what “Smackaho” is all about. So Stone. New Co-owner. I will not be denied and you will give me what “the cult” desires and that is Marcus Dillon’s head on a platter, once and for all.

What is that I hear? You want me to reveal who the new co-owner is? OK, if the “horsey-holics” want to know, I will tell you. It is a man that you may have heard of before. He has been seen at FIW shows. He is a man that one person I know in particular has been envious of for a while now. He is a very controversial man with a controversial style. The new co-owner of FIW is ……. DAVID STARR !!!

Yep, that’s my bet. I have a reliable source that has showed me proof. And as a side note to the man with the pent up feelings, I’m gonna lobby to the FIW committee to have that decision that has haunted you for almost 2 years now overturned and that justice is served. Don’t you worry little trooper. Shank is on the case.

Ok enough about that and speaking of smackaho, I’ve just learned that on May 18th, I get the opportunity to smack-my-ho around a little bit more for I will be in singles competition against Mark Mattis. And also on the card will be Dale Johnson vs. Al B. Dammed. It should be an interesting show and a good time. I love beating that big-nosed jobbers ass. It always makes me feel better when I cannot only teach but inflict pain at the same time and believe me. On May 18th, school will definitely be in session.