Tyson Gets Dropped !!!

Wow. That’s about all I can say at this point. I never really liked Mike Tyson all that much but I despise Lennox Lewis, so I naturally rooted for Tyson. And Wow. Did he get destroyed or what? Lennox Lewis absolutely dominated the whole fight with the exception of the first round, finally knocking Tyson out in the 8th. Was it me or did Mike Tyson turn into a little bitchboy during the post fight interview that he and Lewis had in the ring? I’ll give credit where credit is due. Lewis was definitely the better man. I think Mike has lost his edge and maybe should think about hanging up the gloves.

It seems that Mark Mattress didn’t like some of the things that I had to say last week about him, so he took it upon himself to get the Promoters of VCW to book a match against me and my partner. Shank and Dale vs. The Fraternity, Saturday, June 22, at the Miami County Fairgrounds. Who woulda thunk it? Mr. Mattress, you have no idea what you are getting yourself into. You actually think you two dorks have a chance against the Tag-Team Champs. You my friend, have definitely bitten off more than you can chew.

Speaking of biting off more than they can chew. This Friday night, June 14th, at the VFRO bingo hall, in Columbus, OH., “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey and “The Other White Meat” Dale Johnson defend the FIW Tag-Team Titles against two men that doesn’t even need to be in the ring with us and that team is “Bring The Noize” consisting of Coyote-O’Neil-Muhammad-Abdul-Joseph-Scott-Grady-Bartholomew-Johnson and G-Moe. Boy’s, this is “Defiance”. One of the Biggest shows of the year and you think that Shank and Dale are gonna let you just walk into the VFRO Bingo Hall and take our belts. Boy’s, you got another thing coming. It’s gonna be Lewis/Tyson Part II. We are gonna take you two “Hardcore Icons”, Legends if you will, and we are going to totally dominate you. You have no chance against us. So on Friday Night, you will see why we are the Tag-Team Champs and you simply are not. Because everyone knows that “If you ain’t Yard-Bird, YOU AIN’T SHIT !!!!”

I have noticed as of late that a lot of people are throwing my name around. I wonder why? Hhhmmm. Is it because I am in opening talks with an Independent Movie Producer? Is it because they are envious of me and want to try to drag my name in the mud? Or is it just simply because they want me bad?

I don’t know for sure but it seems I am causing a stir of sorts on the FIW Message Board. It seems that Shank and Dale are the topic of a lot of conversations lately. If you want to see why we are the talk of the town right now, just watch us on FIW Assault. I ain’t gonna sit here and write all the Stations and time slots because I ain’t got that kinda time, just go to the Fire and Ice Wrestling website and look under the “Television” Section for all the details.

As a matter of fact, it seems the FIW is making some noise in the Television Industry, according to my sources, and should have something way cool here in the near future. If you are interested in doing some advertising with them or talking to them about a commercial spot on the T.V. show, then just go to www.fiwsales.com for more information. Just tell them that Shank sent ya and maybe they will cut ya a deal. And then again, maybe they won’t. Who knows.