Whattup Horsey-holics, it is your certified “cult leader”, The Orient Express Shank Dorsey and I am hear with a small feeling of satisfaction in my soul. What is this satisfaction you ask? The satisfaction is the fact that I got my hands on Marcus Dillon at last, this past Saturday in Crooksville, OH and inflicted pain onto his body.

I have a lot of pent up frustration when it comes to this punk and every time I get to witness or bring pain onto him myself, it always puts my soul at ease. Marcus Dillon, that was only the beginning. Your pain has not stopped by any means; so don’t think for one second that I am just going to go away. I have tasted the blood of your soul and I crave more. And more I shall have….. OH MY GOD !!!!, I’m starting to sound like the “Dorkstar” Mace Parker.

Anyway, it seems that “The Orient Express” has attracted the attention of a major entertainment superstore chain. A “big wig” has been in contact with FIW president Mark Stone and has brought to Stone’s attention the fact that he is VERY interested in a certain “Shocking” move that yours truly has in his repertoire. What will come of this new interest? Who knows, only time will tell.

There is another presence emerging in FIW. That is the presence of Sheik Abdul Hassan. He arrived in Crooksville and looked very impressive in his outing. It has been a long time since I have been on the same card with the Sheik, and it looked like he put down the chalupa’s and camel toes and picked up a weight or two. Needless to say, he is now being considered as an honorary member of the “Yard-bird” as rumors have been circulating that he is interested. Personally, I feel that he is Yard-bird through and through.

Speaking of “Yard-bird”, I had a conversation recently with a “Yard-bird” member who has had a tough couple weeks as of late. I just want to let him know that no matter what he decides, The “Yard-bird Posse” has got your back.

There is a lot of interesting things happening in the lives of Shank and Dale and as soon as we are able, we will reveal some of those things. All I can say right now is that I’m as excited as a grocery store owner watching Mark Mattress walk down the Vick’s Nasal Spray isle. Let’s just say that Shank and Dale might be on the verge of getting “broke off”.

That’s about all I can talk about at this time, so I’m gonna go get my workout on. You know how I do, it’s all about the Bagel Bites and Marlboro Lights and as always, If you ain’t Yard-bird …… You ain’t shit because you know we are gonna be ALL UP IN YOUR ASS !!!!!!!