Whattup Horsey-holics. It is once again your certified “Cult Leader” and proud member of the Yard-Bird Posse, “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey and I’m hear to give you a much needed update. I have been very busy as of late, so f * off if you don’t like it.
“The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey and “The Other White Meat” Dale Johnson has been dealt a grave injustice a few weeks ago at FIW’S Burn The Bridge . You cult leader was unable to attend due to certain reasons I will not go into at this time and that idiot commissioner Drew Hanson put some punk in as my replacement which resulted in Shank and Dale losing their Tag-Titles. I can’t see how we can lose the titles if the full team is not even there. It’s just another reason for me to hate FIW and all the people in it……. Now that I think about it, EVERY SINGLE TITLE I’ve held in FIW has been taken away from me without me even being there. I have never, and I repeat NEVER, been beaten fairly for the titles I have lost. In my eye’s, I’m the longest reigning champion in FIW history for the FIW Title as well as the Tag-Team titles. I have never been beaten for them, so everyone else is just basically paper champions.
There has been a lot of things going on the personal life of “The Orient Express” as I have stated before and luckily everything has turned out for the good concerning my health, my wealth, and the health of my family. Let’s just hope we can keep the streak going, as I am about to embark on another journey that, if done properly and with success, could bring about some big changes in the life of “The Orient Express”, and maybe even FIW. Who knows !!!
This coming weekend, I am scheduled to get the FIW title back against the HC Matt Mason. I have dealt with this man many times and have had some great encounters with him to boot. All I can say is that this Saturday, in Crooksville, OH. I am going to have to take Matt Mason to the next level of his game and see if he really is championship material. And oh yeah, I better stock up on my supply of surgical gloves too. It’s going to be a long night for you Mason, so be ready.
As I finish this week’s column, I want to send a little message out to the FIW suits, if you will, that being Mark Stone and Drew Hanson. Boy’s, you both have cost me Titles that I didn’t even lose. I’d suggest you stay out of my way, and my business, come this Saturday......That's not a threat, just a fact. The Yard-Bird doesn’t take to kindly to someone stealing something from us and as you know, whenever there is one member of the Yard-Bird, you can bet your sweet ass that there are more close by, and we won’t hesitate for a second to “shockingly” go ALL UP IN YOUR ASS !!!!