Whattup Horsey-holics. I am back and YES, “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey has once again brought gold back to The Yard-Bird Posse.

This past weekend, in Crooksville, OH; Your certified “Cult Leader” went into the Main Event and destroyed the “Hot Commodity” Matt Mason in front of all his people to become the NEW FIW Champion. Those that loved him and hated him alike sat in awe and disbelief as "The Orient Express” beat Matt Mason like he has never been beaten before.

I told everyone that I was going to destroy Matt Mason , yet nobody listened. The Yard-Bird knew it was coming, yet nobody listened. NOW, maybe they will listen to all of the believers of The Yard-Bird when I say that we will not be held responsible for those that doubt us again.

Now, enough of the “mark” shit and speaking of members of The Yard-Bird, I met with one of them Wednesday evening and went to see “Red Dragon” and I have to say that even though he didn’t appreciate it like I did, it was one of the better movies I had seen in a while. If you liked “Silence of the Lambs”, then you will love “Red Dragon”. I highly recommend it. Just don’t sit to close to the speakers.

Your certified “Cult Leader” has been experiencing some tailbone and hip pains as of late. I don’t know for sure how they started. I just know that they are there now. What does the future hold for “The Orient Express”, only time and healing will tell, but I do know that as long as I am the FIW Champion, I’m not going anywhere, anytime soon.

I want to give a special shout-out to “2 of 4” for coming out of her shell this past Saturday and showing her true colors when it comes to her feelings for me. I knew how she felt all along; it just took something she considered “a drastic measure” to realize it herself. I think things between us are going to be just fine and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Thanks for having my back and you know I’ll always have yours.

Anyway’s, I gotta get going. “The Orient Express” is, as usual, putting too many irons in the fire and not enough time to flip ‘em. I don’t even think I’m gonna end this column with The Yard-Bird slogan. You know what it is, if you wanna say it, go ahead.