Whattup Horsey-holics. It is your certified “Cult Leader”, member of the Yard-Bird Posse, reigning Internet Chat Room Tag-Team Champ and the current FIW Champion , “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey.

Just real quick, I want to give my opinion on the Issues surrounding the Kane – HHH feud that everyone is ranting about. First off, if you don’t like what you see, turn the channel. Personally, I love the “Shock TV” kinda stuff and I think the Kane (HHH) in the Funeral home and the HHH hospital visit was hilarious. I think that even though the story line might be a little weak and played out, the shock value is just the kinda thing that the Fed needs to give it it’s much needed “shot in the arm”. Why did I think that HHH smelling the panties of a dead carcass was one of the funniest things I have ever saw? I don’t know, maybe I’m sick, but all I know is that I enjoy raw a lot more now that they are getting a little more risqué. I also thought Test saying hello to all his “Testicles” was pretty funny too, so there.

(Side Note !!!) This is where I was in writing this column when two little pieces of crap, Horsey-holics, were ragging me about updating my column. Get off my sack and apologize punks.

Now, on to what everyone in this town is talking about and that is EndGame and my match against my boy, Drew Hanson. It seems to even be causing a little stir in the Yard-Bird, but you’ll have that I guess. The fact of the matter is this. I’m doing it for two reasons. One, I got offered a payday I couldn’t refuse and in a lot of people’s minds, this business is all about the Benjamin’s baby. It may not be the most important thing in my eye’s, but hell, I got bills too nigga (saying that in my best south-end brah man impersonation while holding my beanbag) (my big bro Coyote will appreciate that attempt :-0 )

The second reason, and one I will explain in the most serious of tone’s is because I have listened to the hotline’s and I have read the columns Drew has written on FIW’s website , and I even read his web site and he makes it very clear that he doesn’t like the fact that I destroyed his boy, “Hot Commodity” Matt Mason , and became the FIW Champ. Why does this bother him if we are friends? I will tell you. It is the same reason as I stated above and that is money. If Mason isn’t the champ, Drew can’t get into his pockets as deep, Plain and Simple. He thinks nobody knows what he is up too, but I know Drew and it is crystal clear to me as to what his plans are. I have a feeling he is going to TRY to get the belt back on Mason or CK3, but all I can say is that he is going to have to get through me and the rest of the Yard-Bird to do it.

Hence the decision for Endgame. Nothing personal Drew, simply business. You have no idea as to what is in store for you coming this November 22nd. I am going to have to give you a lesson in tough love it seems and if there is some broken bones or loosened teeth then so be it. I know you are banking on this match and you have things up your sleeve, but remember who is going to be standing across from you. I have been in this business a long time and I have pretty much seen it all and if you don’t think I have some things on the back burner as well, then you are dumber than I thought.

I’m not even mad at you (Yet), I am still going to keep your links on my website so all the members of the Yard-Bird can keeps tabs, even though my links on your site have been long gone for some time now. What’s the matter buddy ol pal, Shankie poo’s web site not good enough to be linked onto your glorious piece of work? It seems to me that one of us has gotten an ego that needs to be readjusted, and I plan on doing just that.

The rumor mill has been running on about Stone’s decision to possibly make this match “Rated M” for Mature Audiences because he knows what I am capable of. Well, I am going on record right now and say that if there is going to be a rating on this match, it will surely be “Rated R” and if I feel that all your little DJ buddies haven’t seen enough, it will turn into a “Rated XXX”. I’ve never stripped a man butt-naked and shoved “The Shocker” deep into his ass before. Sounds like a challenge to me if I ever heard one.

”The Orient Express” has been around the block. I’ve seen a lot, I’ve done a lot. I have given and received more pain than I ever thought possible and if you think you are just gonna walk into EndGame and take that for granted, well my friend, make sure you bring your insurance card. Drew, you’ve never felt pain like “Yard-Bird” pain but my friend, after November 22nd, you will never forget it because “The Orient Express” Shank Dorsey is going to take being “All Up In Your Ass” to a whole new level and the only thing you can do is suffer and like it because if you ain’t Yard-Bird …. YOU AIN’T SHIT !!!!