Whattup Horsey-holics. It is your certified “Cult Leader” once again. “The Orient express” Shank Dorsey is in a pretty darn good mood today for a couple reasons. One is, the Ohio State Buckeyes beat that stupid team up north today. They are the Big Ten Champions and are playing for the National Title. Pretty sweet deal.

Another reason is because my master plan for revenge against FIW president…. OH, I mean “FORMER” FIW president Mark Stone has finally been accomplished.

I know that the situation is kind of confusing, so let me explain it from my point of view. I have had a plan working to destroy Mark Stone for a little over a year now. It all started a year or so ago when Mark Stone and myself had a falling out which ultimately ended my career in FIW. As soon as I walked out of the FIW offices, I made a vow to myself and the “Yard-Bird” that I would end Mark Stone for good.

Time passed and people talked and eventually, our paths crossed again from a mutual friend and I agreed to come back to Fire and Ice Wrestling . My master plan was under way. I returned to FIW and instantly made an impact by turning on Marcus Dillon and Matt Mason. I did that to let everyone know that I was back and nothing was going to stop me from achieving my goals.

Another reason I want Mark Stone gone is because he has no backbone. Last night, Drew Hanson stripped me of the FIW Title stating that the victory was null and void because he wasn’t there when I won it; therefore he put the strap back on Matt Mason. Now that means that I am a 3-Time Major Title holder in FIW and I have never been beaten to lose any of them. They have all been taken from me and not lost. If Mark Stone had any kind of balls or morals, he would have stepped in and prevented that from happening but no; Shank Dorsey is a 3-Time “Former” Champion and has never lost any of them. Am I bitter? --- You damn right !!!

EndGame rolls around and the time had finally come for me to put my plan into action. Mark Stone contacted me and offered to pay a huge amount of money to me to become his hired assassin and end Drew Hanson forever at EndGame. He even said he’d put Marcus Dillon in, as special guest ref to make sure no one else got involved as I picked Drew apart. I took his money and agreed. What he didn’t know is that I went and talked to Drew about the situation and we had come to an agreement that I will not disclose at this time. Let’s just say I got paid twice for EndGame along with some perks to boot.

The time comes for the final stage of my plan. We agreed to do the match and at least try to give the people what they paid for. We both thought it would be a small price to pay for ending Mark Stone forever. What we didn’t expect was for Matt Mason to turn his back on us, after we gave him the title back that he lost that same evening and put his foot about six inches deep into Drew’s chin. He had no idea of our plan and pretty much sealed his own fate with that super kick. I guess he figured I would destroy Drew and he was trying to cover his own ass. Who knows? But what I do know is that Matt Mason made a very, very BAD decision that night.

After I had realized what Matt Mason had done and I could see that Drew wasn’t getting up, I had no other choice but to lay on the mat and pull Drew’s unconscious body over top of me for 1,2,3 and the company.

The look on the faces of Marcus Dillon and more importantly Mark Stone were priceless. Dillon had a look of disbelief as I think he could sense that I had planned to destroy Mark Stone’s life and couldn’t believe that I pulled it off and Mark Stone had a look of disbelief because everything he had worked for, for the past three years, I had taken away from him in three seconds.

Now, Stone’s life is over as he is no longer owner of FIW and my revenge was as sweet as it could be. Hail, Drew Hanson …. The NEW owner of FIW. Like I’ve always said, If you ain’t Yard-Bird … You ain’t shit !!! and I proved that once again.

Now let me shoot a little about Drew Hanson and our performance at EndGame. Did I think it was a 5-Star match? Hell no, not even close, but we knew going in that it wouldn’t be.

What I did think of the match was that it was a pretty good match for a guy that has had 10 to 15 hours of training “total”. There are some indy workers out there today that can’t bump or run ropes as good as he can and he isn’t even trained yet.

Yes, we blew a lot of spots and forgot a lot of spots as well, but that was expected and I think we pulled it off nicely. I think that Drew did a great job under the circumstances and showed a lot of heart and courage to step in there untrained and do a gimmick match with “The Orient Express”, who ultimately has earned a reputation of being a little “snug” in matches to improve performance at times.

I don’t think that a lot of people would have the balls to do that. Not with just me but with anyone. Stepping in between those ropes for the first time is a scary thing and I think he did a “heel” of a job. He even got some heat from some locals, which I thought was hilarious.

Well, that’s all for now, I’m going to go celebrate my victories and think of how Mark Stone must be feeling right now and I’ll be loving every minute of it.