Whattup Horsey-holics. I'm back FINALLY with another update about the happenings in the life of "The Orient Express". This will be a short one because I'm very busy as of late.

First off Friday, March 21st, I will be giving the C.O. Hustler and dose of "Real" reality. Check out the PWC Web Site for more information.

A couple reasons I have been real lazy about updating is that there has been a lot going on in my life lately. First off, we moved to a different place, my daughter was in the hospital for 9 days with a chest tube, fighting off pneumonia (she is fine now, by the way), and I have gotten another burr up my butt it seems.

For some odd reason I been become obsessed with DVDS. I have been researching a ton on the computer learning about them and finding good deals. I've gotten so obsessed that I've started a website about it. The web site is www.cheap-dvds-advisor.com and I am very proud of it because it is the first web site that I have actually built by myself with no help from anyone ... yet that is ;-)

I know what your thinking and I know it is a way cool site but NO, I did not build ShankDorsey.com. I just maintain it. Some big-nosed dorkie looking guy built it for me.

Anyway, I am taking this site very seriously and I will take any and all comments to give suggestions or even criticisms. The e-mail address is comments@cheap-dvds-advisor.com. Honest critiques only, don't be a tool and use the e-mail to talk shit.

Well, that's all I got for now. I know I have to tell you more, but I don't have a whole lot of time left, so I'm just gonna ramble out some thoughts I've had as of late.

Kudos to The Rock for putting Hurricane over strong. That was a nice "JOB".

I never thought I'd say this but I was very disappointed in HHH for squashing Maven like he did. That is not the HHH I mark out for and I hope it isn't a sign of things to come. I know I don't have room to talk because I'm just an "indy" and nobody really cares about us but ... "Teach him a lesson because he's new, but at least let him get something respectable off. Sitting your ass in a corner telling him to keep on hitting you isn't cutting it with me. You are one of the greatest ever, in my eye's, simply because of your ability to put people over. Don't turn into Superman." (yeah right, like he's ever gonna read this.)

Is it just me or is Victoria one of the hottest Divas going? I am in deep "lust" for that woman. Oh know, I said the "W" word. I try to never say the "W" word when related to wrestling. Every time someone says the "W" word referring to the wrestling personality, Sherman Tank and myself get weak in the knee's and almost cream in our pants. Ok, maybe not to that extreme, but she is way hot.

Is it me or is DDK gaining weight?

Is it me or does Kyle Wright look different as well?

Does Brady West wear a toupee? (just a rumor I heard)

Has anyone heard John Orlando say "Spactacular" lately?

Alright, now I'm just talking about silly shit, so it's time for me to go. Big props to the Yard-Bird, always out there Representin !!!