Whattup Horsey-holics !!!!
Just need to update you all on a couple of things as to what happened as well as send out a bunch of Thank You's
First off, the hip worked out great and I felt real good. It may be a tad bit premature, but "The Orient Express" Shank Dorsey IS BACK DAMMIT !!!
Now, I'm not going to go into character and run my mouth and talk trash about The Yard-Bird dominating the night as planned and coming home with the Heavyweight Title as well as the Tag Team Titles.
But we did !!!
The Heavyweight Champ is C.O. Hustler and the Tag-Team Champs are, of course, Shank and Dale once again. The other members of the Yard-Bird, DDK and Faz Lane, had excellent showings and I see gold in their future very soon.
We also got a little static going with a few punks in the promotion. The BBC, Mark Mattis and Cyrus, have a problem with the way we won and that was fair and square.
What happened was Cyrus went to suplex Dale back into the ring who was on the outside ring apron. When he went to suplex him over, his foot slipped out from under him and he fell with Dale on top of him. Somehow he got his foot caught under the bottom rope and was unable to kick out, therefore, Shank and Dale is the new Tag Champs.
The BBC seem to have a problem with that. They seem to think we cheated and our group advisor Mr. T held his foot. It's not our fault that Cyrus is clumsy. Well, all I can say is Bring it on boy's ... Bring it on!!!
A few other punks ruffled the feathers of The Yard-Bird and we will deal with it. They are Tommy Chill and Matt Mason.
Chill, no one does that to DDK --- NO ONE, and you will pay dearly. And that's on the really real.
Mason, you ain't going anywhere boy. You think for one second that the last thing that happens between Shank Dorsey and Matt Mason on a personal level is a superkick to my chin. DON'T THINK SO THERE SLIM !!!
You are staying right where you are. Yeah, The Yard-Bird taught you a lesson for what you did to me but that isn't enough. Even though it's been done a hundred times, Shank Dorsey and Matt Mason WILL meet in the ring to finish it. And this time, your Big Tittied Boyfriend won't be around to save you.
OK OK, I couldn't resist. Sue Me
Let's move on....
I just wanted to say thanks and best wishes to Jeremy Maddrox. He says that I have earned his utmost respect and it is appreciated. But I just want him to know that he has earned mine as well. He is a very good kid with a good head on his shoulders and even though he stole my comedy, my colors, my music, and my moves, he still has a whole bunch of Dorsey love flowing his way. :-)
Now besides the fact that I am thankful for the Seahawks being the best team in the NFL...
I want to give out a HUGE, HUGE THANK YOU to all the workers, refs, announcers and anybody else that came to my rescue in my goal to "BRING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER"
It was just like old times in the back and everywhere I looked it seemed like everyone was relaxed and enjoying themselves and that was all I really wanted. Even the guy's that wasn't a part of the old group seemed to gel nicely and they made it fun as well.
My wife said that the lack of tension in the locker room was evident in the overall performance as every single one of the boy's worked real hard and looked as good or even better than she has ever seen them work.
And for the record, she has been in this thing with me since day one, she has traveled the long roads with me and she knows what to look for. She is also my biggest critic and the one person who's opinion that I value the most because she is brutally honest and tells me how it is, so if she said everybody looked real good and relaxed, then I believe her.
So I just once again want to say thank you to all of you. It was way cool and it relit a fire in me that was getting dim.
Speaking of the boy's, I need everyone that was involved in the show and made the return of the band possible to contact me either by e-mail or phone. There are a couple of things that I need to discuss with all of you. So once again, thank you and get a hold of me.
Well, that's all I have for now so I'm outta here but before I go I just want to say one more thing....
Man it felt good to grab a big ol' handful of Ripple's ass again. hehehehe ;-)
Yard-Bird on the represent --- WHAT THE PROBLEM IS ???